"THE SHAGGS' OWN THING"
On the afternoon of March 9, 1969, three guitar-and-drum-beating sisters
from
tiny Fremont, New Hampshire entered a tiny recording studio and emerged,
just
a few hours later, with a dozen original rock ‘n’ roll songs on some
quarter-inch tape. These twelve songs were then pressed onto one thousand
vinyl records, all but nine hundred copies of which immediately vanished
forever off the face of the Earth. Within a year however, no less an
authority than Frank Zappa declared that this album, prophetically entitled
"Philosophy Of The World," was "better than the Beatles," and a decade after
that the similarly inclined visionaries in NRBQ re-pressed "Philosophy..."
briefly on their own Red Rooster label.
Now then, if you’ve already heard either of these scarcer-than-rare items,
then you’re undoubtedly already a complete convert …or at least a record
collector with mighty impressive connections and very deep pockets. But for
those thousands upon untold thousands out there who have not yet come
face-to-face with The Shaggs, why, Now’s Your Chance! For "Philosophy Of
The
World," with all of its original 1969 mix, sequence and even cover art
lovingly intact, has been made available once again courtesy of the fine
folk
over at RCA Victor.
It is, believe you me, the greatest album you have never heard.
Sure, a cursory half-listen suggests only a trio of inept-at-best gals
trying
to differentiate their fingers from their toes, musically speaking that is.
Yet a closer examination instead reveals some fiercely detailed and
down-right ingenious compositional skills beneath all of the Neanderthal
strum und drumming (for example, one should note how flawlessly Dorothy
Wiggin’s lead guitar ghosts her melody lines during most every song, in true
Muddy-Waters-by-way-of-Peter-Tork fashion). Dorothy’s lyrics, too, run raging
gamuts between nervous nursery rhyming ("My Pal Foot Foot") on the one hand
hand, to downright teen-righteous pontificating on the other ("Who Are
Parents" makes J. Lennon’s subsequent post-primal natterings appear pretty
darn Romper Room by comparison, while "Things I Wonder" and "Why Do I Feel?"
actually reel towards near Brian Wilson realms of agoraphobic
self-analysis).
And "Sweet Thing," with its more than touching timelessness vis-a-vis that
ol’ love-gone-wrong thang, makes one wonder if the Wiggin sisters didn’t
have
a battered copy of "Another Side Of Bob Dylan" hidden under their bedroom
dresser all along.
So, while it may be all too easy to file this album alongside your Wild Man
Fisher or even Weird Al rekkids (personally, I place The Shaggs somewhere
between Sun Ra and Dino, Desi & Billy), it simply cannot be denied that
"Philosophy Of The World" is one of the greatest musical, uh, curiosities to
ever be created by man or even beast. And I for one am glad that this true,
blue cultural treasure may FINALLY be getting the chance it’s so long
deserved to make a lasting and loving imprint upon what remains of our
socio-musical consciousness.
So GOD BLESS THE SHAGGS, then, and Please buy at least two copies of their
album immediately, won’t you?
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(C) 1999 - Gary "Pig" Gold