QUASIMOTO
The Unseen (Stones Throw)
Reviewed by Jason Thornberry
I slept on this release, and didn’t actually hunt
for it until I read reviews calling it one of the
best albums (hip-hop or otherwise) of last year.
Quasimoto is a apparently some kind of anteater
looking little dude. The Stones Throw website has
a photo of the chap, and he appears to be a bit
like one of my old stuffed animals. But he has
skills.
Madlib, of the amazalistic, super-duper Lootpack,
got invited along on this twenty-four track
hip-hop excursion into waters most emcees are
afraid to touch. 'I like anything that turns shit
green.' That’s why people think I’m into some
weak-ass, watered-down piss when I wear my
Hieroglyphics Imperium t-shirt on campus. Terms
like ‘bizarre’, or ’odd’ don’t even get close to
this layers-deep exploration into audio
absurdity, and creativity that works about 93% of
the time, which is a lot better than when anybody
else tries to be ‘weird’. I’m actually not so
sure Quasimoto is actually trying very hard.
Rather than wildin’ out, or jockin’ the bitches,
he’s 'a soldier in the town drinking Butterflly
Snapple. I’m walking round the street handing out
poison apples.'
No delusions of hardness here. Speaking of which,
I know of a particular emcee who loves to spin
yarns about how he’s a bad mu’fuckah from the
streets of (blank). Meanwhile, he’s immensely
wealthy, and lives in a mansion, in an
extreeemely suburban, ivy covered, white-bread
college town, where there’s a cop on almost every
corner. Having lived, for a time, in both
places myself (the one he ‘represents’, and the one
where he gets his mail sent) I’m almost
physically ill when I see his puh-thetic mug
looking up at me in contrived contempt from the
cover of one of his awful cd’s. Yeah! Put down
the caviar, climb out of your jacuuzi, grab a
gat, and smoke my ass, you dick!
I’m tempted to liken The Unseen to a hip-hop
Trout Mask Replica, but Quas has to get in line
behind Kool Keith first, and nearly any project
he gets near (especially Dr. Octagon).
Going back to The Unseen being an expedition of
sorts, one of the best songs on this album
(Return of the Loop Digga) pauses while Madlib
ventures into a record shop, and catches the
clerk off guard when he actually appears to
know what he’s talking about for a change, rather
than 'You got that song that goes
doot-doot-dooooot, doo, doot-doot-dooooot!?'
The production seems to have been vastly
important here, and is interesting all by itself.
Dr. Octagonecologyst got a nice ‘instruments
only’ album, with a slight remix, as the nuances
of the vocals were no longer crucial. I think an
Unseen remix is justified too, now. I know I’d
listen to it, and probably put even more of it on
my answering machine than I have right now.
This album did peter out toward the end, but I
really feel like 20 of the 24 songs were strong
enough to find me with the a case of the double
take’s, and replaying certain tracks, even though
I knew I was hearing quotes (like: 'tryin’ to do
what we do, we livin’ like ‘What?’, some niggaz
can’t even keep their mouth off my nuts')
correctly the first three times I played them.
You know, you may have been sleeping, too. Go
straight on back to that record shop, trade in
that wack, commercialized, thug bullshit you
bought just because of that Hoochies in Heat
video clip, and grab a copy of this before it
disappears into someone else’s collection.
© 2001 - Jason Thornberry