BELLE & SEBASTIAN
I'm Waking Up To Us EP (Matador)
Reviewed by Jason Thornberry

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Captain and Tennille should sue these people fast before their nine minutes of we-don't-want-it-but-we'll-certainly-take-it celebrity is up. Please refer to the title of Ol' Dirty Bastard's 1999 masterpiece for the two-word reaction to the pompous excrement on this utter waste of vinyl, cardboard and sweat by Matador Records employees. I'm also deducting points for the band's feeble attempt at cutesy douche-ism (the cover, which was so precious I nearly wept).

RATED: G (for gonorrhea, genocide, gassy, gimmick, gonads, god-awful, gory, globule, gnarled, gizzard, gingivitis, gamy, gargoyle, gallows, grotesque, Jerry Garcia, etc.)

© 2002 - Jason Thornberry