AURORA BOREALIS
Northern Lights (Diehard Music)
Reviewed by Jason Thornberry

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The death-metal duo from Denmark that couldn’t. I’ll file this under Hyperactive Muppet-Core. It sounds like an unfunny, wannabe scary, hobby band, which is equivalent to a painfully derivative bore-fest, having flesh-eating fire-ants snack on your genitalia, or being forced to listen to the entire works of Kenny G for forty-eight years without a break. Why mince words? I did enjoy how they gave each song title on the back cover its own Evil Logo. They also made sure to look tough in the group photo. Apparently that’s important.

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