BIF NAKED
Group Purge (Atlantic)
Reviewed by John Sekerka

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I wanna see Bif Naked nekkid. What horny unlucky thirteen year old - fresh off two weeks of boot camp hell with Nazi councillors and nary a babe in a hundred mile radius - wouldn't? Bif is cool, and she's hot! She's got fab tattoos, a bitchin' Betty Page hairdo and plenty o' attitude. Not that any of this will influence a completely unbiased review of her new superduper, fantabulous, loaded down with number one hits, record. No sir. Bif has always been able to rock out, in your face, and still keep her integrity 100% intact. Her full throttle barrage of hopped up power punk rawk could prove a bit tiresome if she didn't mean it man. And she does. The brutal honesty cuts through all the testo- boy crap blitzing so-called alterno radio. Submit to Bif and her almighty anthems ("I Love Myself Today" is a good place to start). Apparently Bif played town last week and she rocked, though she didn't play nekkid. Just as well since I was still licking mud off sarge's boots at Fear Factor Camp.

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