BOY SETS FIRE
After The Eulogy (Wind Up)
Reviewed by Jason Thornberry

see also BOY HITS CAR: Self Titled review

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Oh gawd--

Right, here’s Boy Sets Fire. Not to be at all confused with Boy Hits Car (which is, incidentally, on the same record label), Boy Gets Tetanus Shot, or Boy Eats Poop.

Listening to cd: What in the hell are you jocks complaining about anyway? The kid next door was loudly singing along to The Offspring, and as much as I despise them, it actually sounded better.

Take your index, middle, and ring fingers, and pull them in toward your palm. Then hold your pinky and thumb out, and rotate your wrist back and forth as though your hand has become a sprinkler. Now go "Chaka!"

Shit, I did that for half an hour while this was on, and though it helps whenever I rock out to Sugar Ray, Gimp Bizkit, Nsync-182, Poppa Smurf, Shades A-fart, or any other red-blooded Amerikkkan band but when I listen to them, this still sucked!

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