SOUNDTRACK
Rock Star (Virgin)
Reviewed by John Sekerka

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Marky Mark fronting Judas Priest, now that rocks! Okay so Marky Mark doesn't exactly front Judas Priest, but it's damn close, and that rocks! Marky Mark doesn't get to sing on the soundtrack, but the guy who does, really rocks! Judas Priest doesn't play on the soundtrack, but the band that does, really rocks! And Jason Bonham is in the band, and he played in Led Zep cuz his dad couldn't, cuz he was dead, and that rocks! This band is called Steel Dragon, and that totally rocks! There's a song by Ted "Cat Scratch Fever" Nugent, and the Nuge rocks! There's also a song by Kiss, and as we all know, they also rock! There's a song by some wimpy Britpop band that sucks, so when burning this baby ya gotta skip track thirteen, and then you'll have an album that totally rocks!!!

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