VARIOUS ARTISTS
2004 Grammy Nominees (BMG)
Reviewed by John Sekerka

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Many readers are under the false impression that a life-saver is a small, doughnut shaped candy, when in fact it is this handy dandy compilation slab. Why waste precious tv viewing time slogging through Sting's latest kick at capturing the boomer market, when you can spend a mere commercial break digesting his latest lovely love croon? Why waste valuable surfing moments burdened with an hour of Luther Vandross, when a brief four minute snippet will top your daily requirement of syrup? It's also a good chance to get down with the kids by getting familiar with the likes of Eminem, Avril and 50 Cent. And who can resist music by dead stars like Warren Zevon, George Harrison and the Eagles? Best of all, you won't look so clueless on the couch when settling in for the grand television spectacle of the year - THE GRANNIES (sic)! Maybe Janet and Justin will do SuperBowl part two! Can't wait.

© 2004 - John Sekerka