Louise Johnson is Cosmik Debris' publisher. A natural born computer wiz, Louise built the main Cosmik computer lo these many years ago and has maintained it and improved upon it ever since. As publisher, Louise's pet peeve is people who abuse the word "myself," (as in "if you need anything talk to Fred or myself!") and her goal in life is to hunt these people down and slap them around until they either learn proper English or lose the capacity for speech. In her spare time, Louise realizes she has no spare time and vows to do something about it. Ah, but what? She doesn't know yet, and unfortunately, she has no time to work it out.

If you want to chat, submit items for Cosmik Debris, or just say hi, you can send e-mail to Louise at louisej@cosmik.com, or you can try smoke signals.